"Mercifully, these days people don’t see being gay as a character flaw. But nor is it a virtue, like kindness. Or a talent, like playing the banjo. It’s just a fact. Of course, it’s part of my make-up, but I don’t want to trade on it. I am a private person; I think that’s important if you’re an actor. But there’s a difference between privacy and secrecy, and I’m not a secretive person. Really I just want to get on with my job, which is to pretend to be lots of different people. Simple as that.” (x)
One day in October, the citizens of Windsor, Ont., woke to find a large shrub in the city’s riverfront garden had been pruned into the shape of a penis. Then it happened again, drawing the attention of late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel. Now, the mysterious phallus-obsessed landscape artist has performed a third act: Writing the word ‘penis’ in the garden, with garland-like plants. This time the City of Windsor’s executive director of parks and facilities has had quite enough. But instead of vowing vengeance, John Miceli is trying to coax the guerrilla gardener out of the shadows with a job — or at least a volunteer position. Mr. Miceli spoke with the Post‘s Sarah Boesveld
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
I wonder if I could pull a sickie & go … I’d sell my soul to be there!
i have my Christmas cards/presents ready
I think now is the time to reblog this.
No one gets it better than him